Ye Sach Ya Mera Baham
Hello, Dosto
mera Naam Uttam Singh (USB) hai or main
present time ek multinational company main
clerk hoo. age 23year rajasthan ka rahne wala
hoo. 3 year pahle main rajasthan ke badmer
distt. Main pipeline project main kam kar raha
tha. Mera office time morning 08:30am to
20:30 tak tha.
Ek din mujhe adhik kam ho jane ki
bajah se 22:30 tak office main rukna pada rat
ko main akela sunsaan road se room ki or chal
diya. April ka month tha aisa lag raha tha jaise
tej toofan aane wala ho chaaro taraf andhera
sa chhaya hua tha. main apni masti mai mast
aage chala ja raha tha ki achanak mujhe
….jhatka sa laga…. jab meri najar us pul pe
padi. Mujhe tarah –tarah ke khayal aane lage
jo log kahte the ki is pul pe bahut accident
hote hai yahan boot-pret rahte hai. Jaise-taise
main darta hua aage badne laga. Main man hi
man hanuman chalisaa ka path karna laga jaise
hi main pul ke beech pahucha mujhe peeche
se kisi ke aane ki aahat sunai di.. ab mujhe
pakka yakin ho gaya ki bhoot aaj mujhe nahi
chhodega. aaj mera bach ke nikalna muskil hai.
Mera rom-rom khada ho gya dar…. Ke mare
pasheena nikalne laga muh sookh gya. Maine
ankhen ban ki or tej kadmo se aage badne
laga. Ab main or jor –jor se jai hanuman –jai
hanuman bolne laga. Pul paar karke main
dheere se piche mud ke dekha mujhe koi
ladies jaisi lagi main ek baar fir himmat kare
piche mudkar dekha sach main vo koi ladki the
ab mere dimaag main khayal aane lage ki ye
ladki akeli yahan sunsaan – bhayanak pul par
kya kar rahi thi isko dar nahi laga. Ya fir ye
dhande wali to nahi. Ya ye koi atma hai…..
main kuch samjh nahi paa raha tha …. Vo
mere 20fit ki doori par pichhe –pichhe chal
rahi thi …. Sochte –sochte meri nazar achanak
guest house par padi mujhe thodi si rahat ki
sans mili ki chalo abhi to pukaar ke sab ko bula
luga par ye kya us ladki ne mujh se kah ------
ab tum chale jaoge ??????????? ab koi dar
nahi hai ????????????????????
Main chounka or pichhe mud
ke dekha. Vo ek gali ki or chal di main bola
>…kon ho tum or itni raat ko kahan se aa rahi
ho mera pichha kyo kar rahi
ho..?????????????????
Vo kuchh nhi boli or tej raftaar se gali main
chali gai. Main bhi pichhe muda or us gali main
aakar dekha vahan koi nahi tha…..
Ye kya?????? mujhe jor ka
jhatka laga kon thi vo jo mere pichhe –pichhe
aa rahi thi
Kya use pata tha ki main dara… hua hoo. kya
vo mujhe chhodne aaye thi ya vo bhoot tha
kisi ladki ka
Agar ladki hoti to itni jaldi kahan ja sakti thi ???
aise kai Q mere dimaag main madrane lage or
main buri tarah se dar gaya. Or guest house ki
taraf teji se chalne laga. 500mtr ka fashla 500
km ka lagne laga. Jaise hi main guest house ke
pass pahucha. Jor se cook ko awaaz di get
kholo please…. Meri tabhiyat thik nahi hai….
Cook ne get khola main daud ke
uper apne kamre main gaya vahan mera
partner soya hua tha vo. Mujhe aise halat
main dekh ke bo bola---- kya hua yaar tu itne
darrrrrraaaaaaaaa hua kyo hai ?
Yaar Bharat kuch mat puchh yaar aaj maine
apni ankhon se boot dekha hai…..
Bharat---- kya baat kar rahe ho sale…… koi
boot –foot nahi hota…. Or hasne laga…………..
MAIN-Tu chup kar yaar main bol raha hoo
main eek ladki ka bhot dekha hai…..or tujhe
majak soojh raha hai…
Bharat --- achcha batao kaisa tha bhoot…..
ladki thi ya ladka….????
Main- Ladki thi yaar
Bharat – kya bol rahi thi vo… has ke bola…….
Main – vo bol rahi thi …ab tum chale jaoge ab
tumhe darrrrrr ….. to nahi lag raha…..
Bharat- achcha fir to vo pat gai yar…. You are
lucky man ……. Mubarak ho tumahari boot
girlfriend.. hahahah…………………………..
Main – sale too samjh nahi raha hai….. main
sach bol raha hoo…. Yar teri kasam……
Bharat- main samjh gya bhai….. chal ab
bakbaash band kar or so ja subha duty jana
hai….
Or vo let gya main
kafi time tak sochta raha …..akhir kon thi vo....
kya vo boot thi ya ladki thi………. Ye sochte –
sochte main na jane kab so gya.
Morning let se
duty gya or time se bapash aa gya main usko
baar –baar bolta par vo yakeen karne wala
nahi tha vo har baar majak main uda deta vo
ab har bat par mujhe bolne laga—tumhari
boot girlfriend….. aaj nahi mili kya?
Ek din company
main labor strike ho gya or ham 11:00am pe
guest house aa gaye. (Hamare guest house
main teen kamre uper the jisme ek main(main
or bharat) rahte the tatha do room khali pade
huye the baki log neeche rahte the) us din ham
log ham dono chhat pe baith ke baten kar rahe
the. Washer man strike main gaya hua tha.
hamne socha chalo yaar kapde do lete hai…
Hamne kapde tub main dale or fir baten karne
lage vo apni girlfriend ke bare main mujhe
bata raha tha.
Achanak hamen neche se sor
sunai diya hamne neeche ja ke dekha to do
logo main jhagda ho raha tha. Ham unke
jhagde ko saant karane lage. Unko saant
karane main hamko 20min ka time laga hoga.
Jab jhagda band ho gaya to ham log uper gaye.
Ye kya ……… ham chounke ………….. mere
kapde sukhne ke liye taar pe latke huye
hai…….. lekin ham to kapde tub main hi chhod
ke gaye the fir ye khud kaise dhul gaye ……….
usne meri taraf dekha or bola-- ye
to kamal ho gaya yaar mere kapde abhi bhi tub
main pade hai or tere kapde dhul gaye iska
matlab us bhootni ne hi dhoye honge…….
BHARAT- Yaar ab tak
main majak samajh raha tha par ab mujhe
yakin ho gaya ki tere uper boot ka saya
hai………usne kaha...
Main dar gya or bola……… kya bol rahe
ho yaar…………
Bharat- sach bol rahe hoo.. jab tu mere sath
tha to tere kapde dhule kaise…. ????? … us
ladki ki atma tere uper fida ho chuki hai……
sach maan le tu…
Us raat mujhe neend nahi aayi ….. or dusre
din hamne ek padosi ko sab kuch sach bata
diya ….????
Padosi bola…. Is house main pahle 3 logon ki
mout hui thi ek baap, beti or uski patni….. un
main sabse pahle uski beti sonam ne fansi
lagai thi uske baad father ne usko fansi pe
latka dekh uski wife ki hard attack ho gaya jisse
uski bhi maut ho gai…….
Ab hamara shak yakeen main badal gaya …..
ab main usme dara –dara sa rahne laga….
Fir mere shath bahut ajib si ghatna ghatne lagi
sote samay raat ko aisa lagta jaise mere bistar
par koi lipat kar mere shath soya hua hai. To
kabhi main akela chalta to lagta jaise koi mere
shath chal raha hai. Kabhi –kabhi mujhe lagta
ki vo mujh se Baten karna chahti hai. Main
bada pareshan rahne laga uske bare main jisko
batata hoo. Vahi use majaak me le leta hai.
Ek din meri tabiyat
kharab ho gai. Or mujhe guest house bapash
aana pada. Main room me aakar so gya. Us
time guest house main neeche only cook hi
the vaki log duty gaye hue the. Main chadar od
ke so raha tha. Mera gala such raha tha mujhe
bar-bar pyash lag rahi thi. Jab pyash jyada bad
gai to maine cook ko awaz di magar mujhe koi
jabab nahi mila shayad vo so gaye honge ya
market gaye honge. Main ek baar fir cook ko
awaz di – mohan mujhe pani pila do
please……..
Is baar kisi ne
room me entry ki maine bina chadar hataye hi
kaha – sunai nahi deta kya kab se main pani ke
liya pukar raha hoo. Lao glass do. Jaise hi
maine muh se chadar hatai ye kya,,,,,,,,,,
samne muskrat hui khoobsurat ladki,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Ko ko koooon ,,……. Ho tum
??????????????????????
Vo boli ……. Pahle pani to pijiye ……………. Or
usne glass meri taraf badaya……………
Nahi pahle batao kon ho tum…………… or yahan
kya kar rahi ho……main ne darrrrrr se kapte
huye kaha…….. (mujhe yakeen ho gya ye vahi
ladki hai jisne yahan fansi laga ke atmahatya ki
thi)…….
Daro…….mat main tumhari dost
hoo………. Main tumhe pasand karti
hoo………. (usne muskurate huye kaha)…….
Main ---Kya matlab…….?????
Han….. main tumhari dost hoo….. main
tumhen pasand karti hoo….. usne fir
muskrakar kaha…….
Main……. Lellllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeee lekin tum
to boot ho………….or……
Vo …… nahi main or booto jaisi nahi hoo……
main ek sachchi atma hoo….. main tumhe
pareshan nahi karoogi…. Main to tumhari dost
hoo…. Please mujh se dosti kar lo……….
Usne apna hath meri taraf badaya …….
Main-…. Nahi…….. please mujhe chhod
do…………. Mujhe jane do………….
Vo... main bol rahi hoo na ki daro nahi main
tumhari dost hoo… ye lo pani pi lijiye……
Main… achcha fir tumne fansi kyo lagai……….
Batao……?????
Vo--- Meri MAA ko mere alaba koi santaan
nahi hui vo ek ladka chahti thi lekin main aa
gai….. vo har roj mujh se taana maarti rahti thi.
Ye karmjali kahan se aa gai. Isko hi hamare
ghar aake marna tha. Is sab se main pareshan
ho gai ou us din bhi aisa hi hua. Ghar main
pooja ho rahi thi. Maa ne mujhe padausi aunty
ko bulane ko kaha---. Main meri friend jyoti or
kajal ke shath baithi thi. Main baton main
bhool gai. Thode time baad ma ne fir puchcha-
--- kya hua tu gai nahi abhi tak….?????
Sorry…mummy main bhool gai……
Or mummy ne fir mujhe vahi kahani sunana
shuru kar diya ….. jo unki roj ki aadat thi. Meri
saheliyon ke samne mujhe bura –bala kah rahi
thi is par mujhe gussa aa gaya or maine kah
diya- jab tumhen main nahi chahiye thi to
bachpan main hi gala kyo nahi dava diya. na
aaj main hoti or na apko preshani hoti….
Is par mummy ka gussa or tej ho gya ….. or
unhone mujhe na jane kya kya kaha. Main
daud kar uper apne kamre main aa gai ( jisme
abhi tum rahte ho ye mera karma hai…)
maine door under se lock kar diya or main kafi
time roti rahi……. Kuch time baad papa aaye or
unhone door kholne ko kaha--- papa mujh se
pyaar karte the. (ye kahte huye uski ankon
main aansu aa gaye or ek lambi saans leke fir
boli-
Vo mujhe baar baar awaz de rahe
the – sonam beta gate kholo ????
Maine gate kholne se mana kar diya. usi time
mummy ki awaz aai………. Kalmuhi gate khol
kisi ko khaa ke maregi kya ????? dankin kahan
se aa gai ???? saare ristedaron ke samne
hamara majak uda rahi hai….
Fir mera dimag or kharab ho gaya mummy na
jane kya-kya bolti ja rahi thi. Meri nazar
mummy ki sadi pe padi or maine fan main dal
kar khudkhusi kar li ………………… batao isme
meri kya galti hai…… kya ladki hona pap
hai…..?????
Or… vah rone lagi………..
Main ab bhi nahi samjh pa raha tha ki ye ladki
hai ya boot hai. Achank mere muh se nikla
tumhare aankhon main aansu ?????? boot
kabhi rote bhi hai kya??????? Dekho tum
mujhe daro nahi samjhi tum pados ki koi ladki
ho……..
VO- tumhe aabhi bhi yakeen nahi hai……..
(Maine socha ye kahi sachmain boot hui to
marne se achcha hai yakeen kar le barna aaj
tujhe chhodegi nahi………)
Main – thik hai maan liya achcha to tumhara
naam sonam hai….???
Sonam- han…… or ab bolo tum mujh se dosti
karoge ya nahi….???
Main – pahle mujhe ye batao ki tum sirf mujhe
hi dikhai deti ho ya or kisi ko bhee dikhai
dogi…..?
Sonam- nahi main or kisi ko dikhai nahi dungi
tum jab bhi akele hoge main tumahare shath
rahungi or shirf tum hi mujhe dekh sakte ho….
Or baat kar sakte ho…
Main- kya main tumko chhooo sakta hoo…
Sonam- han tum mujhe choo sakte ho… dekh
sakte ho. Baten kar sakte ho…
Main – achcha to mujhe chhoone do (maine
darte huye apna hath uski taraf badaya or use
chhooaa)
Main chonka’’’’’’ sach yaar main use chhoo
sakta hoo….vo muskrai……
Sonam- achcha tumne apne bare main nahi
bataya?????
Main- mere bare main kya batau hamre ghar
main ek main or do meri pyari bahan hai….
Mummy house wife hai or papa – kheti karte
hai…….. badi bahan BA final main hai or chhoti
12th main.... bas yahi chhota sa parivar hai
mera .
Fir hum dono ne khoob sari baten ki or mera
darrr samaapt ho gaya. Baten karte karte time
ka pata hi nahi chala 4:00pm pe bharat ne
mujhe phone kiya ---- hello usb tabiyat thik hui
ya nahi ??
Main- han yaar ab thoda thik
hoo…..
Bharat- main aa raha hoo tumhare liye kuch
leke aauuu kya???
Main- nahi kuch nahi chahiye…… tum aaram
se aana ok….
Bharat- ok……..call end ho gya
Hum fir baten karne lage ….thode time baad
bharat room main aaya or bola --- maine abhi
suna tu kuchh akela –akela baat kar raha tha
……..log rat ko badbadate hai tu din main
badbadta hai kya????
Main- nahi yaar main to is se baat kar raha tha
(maine apne pass baithi sonam ki taraf isaara
kiya)
Bharat- tu pagal to nahi ho gya yahan to koi
nahi hai….
Main- kya baat kar rahe ho yaar tujhe ye ladki
dikhai nahi de rahi ??????
Bharat- lagta hai tu pagal ho gya hai…..
Maine sonam ki or
dekha vo muskra kar boli – maine kaha tha na
ki mujhe sirf tum hi dekh or sun sakte ho…….
Main – oh...
Bharat- kya hua…. Tu thik to hai……???
Main- han yaar main thik hoo par ye jo ladki
hai tujhe nahi dikh sakti or na hi uski aawaz tu
sun sakta hai… ye vahi sonam hai…. Jisne
khudkhusi ki thi…..
Bharat- lagta hai tu pagal ho gya hai….. tere
uper kisi atma ka boot sawar ho gaya hai….. or
usne hamre kai doston ko phone kar diya …….
Meri samajh main kuch
aata usse pahle sonam ne mujh se kaha- ab
main ja ahi hoo… main kuch kah pata usse
pahle sonam room se bahar nikal gai…. Main
turant uske piche room se bahar nikala lekin
vo mujhe dikhai nahi di….. pata nahi vo kahan
gayab ho gai……
Mujhe aisi harkat karta dekh bharat
bola- tujhe ho kya gaya hai… kisko dekh raha
hai….
Main- yaar vo ladki jo abhi room se nikal ke gai
hai vo kahan gai??
Bharat- kon ladki ????
Main- usne pila color ke kapde pahan rakhe
the or dekh tujhe sabot dikhata hoo…. Maine
use room main aane ko kaha…… vo room main
aaya maine use pani ka glass dikhaya …..
Main- ye dekh yaar vo mujhe pani leke aai thi
mera gala sookh raha tha maine cook ko awaz
di thi to vo aai thi…..?????????/
Bharat –lagta hai tu mujhe pagal kar
dega ….
Fir maine use poori bat batai to use thoda
yakeen ho gya .....
Fir evening 06:00pm pe hamre sabhi
dost aa gaye or ham room main baith kar
baten karne lage…..
Maine sabhi ko apni baat batai or
usme bharat ne mujhe support kiya lekin koi
vishwash karne ko tyar hi nahi hua…????
Sandeep varma( friend)- yaar USB tere to
maje ho gaye suna hai booton se jo mangte hai
milta hai.. ab tu jo bhi cheez mangega vo tujhe
mil jayegi……(or sabhi jor se hasne lage…haha
hahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh………)
Bhoopendra(Friend)- ab to hum sab ko tumse
darke rahna padega
bhai……hahahah………hhhhhh…………
Manoj(Friend)- achha ek baat bata tu uske
shath bister pe bhi so sakta hai… or enjoy bhi
kar sakte ho… tere to beta maze hi maze
hai…….hahahh……………………….(or sabhi hasne
lage)
Main- yaar tum logo ko kuchh batana hi bekar
hai….. sala har baat ko majak main lelete ho…..
Rohit (F)- dekh bhai tujhe mil jaye to ek
mujhe bhi dila dena…….please main tum sabko
party dunga…..hahaha…….hhhhhhhhhh
hhhhhhhh hh…..
Maine un logo se baat karna thik nahi samjha
or bat ko kat kar company ke bare main baat
karne laga…
Fir hamari baat girlfriend ke uper aa gai or
sabhi log apni –apni gf ke bare main batane
lage…. Vo sabhi apni baton main busy the or
main uske bare main soch raha tha ……. Sali
itni smart hai kash vo ladki hoti main sach
main usse shadi kar leta…….
Uske baad sabhi apne
apne room main chale gaye……
Ek din main or bharat office jane main let ho
gaye hamari company ki bus nikal gai… or ham
paidal hi chal pade baten karte –karte achank
miane apne pocket main hath diya or ruk gaya
Bharat- kya hua???
Main- yaar mera mobile room me chhoot
gya…
Bharat – koi baat nahi ab chal ham let to pahle
hi ho gaye hai bapash jaoge to or let ho
jaoge….
Or ham company main pahuch gaye main
office main gaya or computer ON kiya …… kisi
ki awaz aai ---aapka phone ……………
Maine mud ke dekha vahi ladki…… yeeeeee
tum yahan …. ????
Maine bharat ki or dekha vo apna system on
karke kaam kar raha hai……
Fir maine usse mobile liya or bola ---- sonam
tum kahan chali gait hi us din ?????
(Mere aisa bolne se office ke sabhi log meri
taraf dekhne lage)
Sonam – kahi nahi tumne mujhe pukaara hi
nahi….. kabhi dil se yaad kiya ?????
Main – han yaar ab ye main bol raha hoo..
tum hamesha mere shath rahogi….
e…….USB……KYA HUA TUMHEN ……KISSE
BATEN KAR RAHE HO…….(BOSS NE KAHA)
MAIN-Sir main is ladki se baat kar raha hoo….
BOSS- KIS LADKI SE SABHI TO TUMSE DOOR
BAITHE HAI……OR APNA KAAM KAR RAHIE
HAI….
MAIN-sir ye jo mere pass khadi hai….
BOSS- TUMHARE PASS TO KOI NAHI HAI…(or
sab jor se hasne lage)….APNA KAAM KARO
Main –Sorry Sir…….
BOSS- OK…….
Fir maine sonam ki or dekh vo boli – main
chalti hoo…. Fir milenge ok…
Main- suno sham ko milna jaroor mujhe tumse
baat karni hai…. (Maine dheere se kaha)
Magar sabne sun liya or sabhi jor se fir hasne
lage……..
Ab mera office main man hi nahi lag raha
tha or maine 01:00PM boss ko tabiyat kharab
hai kah kar chhutti le li or tej kadmo se room ki
taraf chalne laga ….
Room pahuch kar maine usse
aawaz di thodi time baad vo kamre main
mujhe entry karti dikhai di maine bekabu ho
kar use apni bahon main leliya or use pyaar
karne laga.
Main- kasham khao ki ab tum mujhe chhod ke
nahi jaogi????
Sonam- han main tumhen chhod ke nahi
jaungi…. 24 hours main kuch time aisa hota hai
jisme main tumhare sath nahi rahungi…. Main
jab-jab tumare shath rahungi jab tum akele
honge ya mujhe dil se yaad karoge ya koi
tumhen nukshan pahuchayega ----- meri ek
baat yaad rakhna --- tum kisi ke shath bura
mat karna main tumhare shath bura nahi
hone dungi…. Ye mera bada hai tumse ... or
han tum chahe kisi bhi ladki pyaar karo shadi
karo mujhe koi takleef nahi hai…main tumhari
dost hoo or rahungi…..
Maine khush hote huye uske hathon ko apne
hatho me le liya or ek lambi saans leke kahayaar
main pahle to tumse darr raha tha par
pata chala ki sab atma ek jaisi nahi hoti ab
mera dar samapt ho gaya. meri bhi kya life
hai…. Ki log bhooto se darte hai or meri booto
se dosti ho gai….or
Sonam- please mujhe bhoot mat kaho… bhoot
to vo hote hai jo dusron ko pareshan karte
hai.. main aisi nahi hoo. main ek simple ladki
hoo. bas merepass mera sharer (badan) nahi
hai.. (ye kahte huye uski aanken nam ho gai.)
Maine usko udash hote dekha
or use hashane ke liye kaha- bhai ek din main
bhi to mar kar tumhare pass aaunga or ham
dono uper aashman main badalo ke bheech
mila karenge main gana gaya karuga or tum
dance kiya karogi… hai na…… (maine uski or
muskurate huye kaha)
Sonam- mujhe dance karna nahi aata ….
Main- bhai aata to mujhe bhi nahi par tumhen
sikha denge……(or ham jor-jor se hasne lage)
Or aise hi baten karte huye kafi time nikal gaya
Or bharat ka aane ka time bhi gaya tha.
Sonam- Ab main chalti hoo……
Main- Nahi yaar mujhe chhod ke mat jao…or
maine uska hath pakad liya …..
Sonam- chhodo mujhe jana hi hoga. mera time
ho gaya hai jane ka.
Mian- time kaisa time………????
Or usne muskurakar kaha …maine kaha tha
na ki 24hours main kuch time aisa hai jisme
main tumhare sath nahi rah sakti…..
Main.. lekin tumhare bina mera man kaise
lagega….?????
Usne dusra hath mere hath pe rakha or voli –
main fir aaungi na….. main tumhen hamesha
ke liye chhod ke thodi ja rahi hoo.
Maine dukhi man se uska hath chhodte huye
kaha – aaogi na …….??
Sonam-han ….han main aaugi……
Or vo chali gai ab mera sara dar samapt ho
chuka tha
Or us din ke baad
vo life ka ek hissa ban gai… or fir mujhe jab bhi
akelapan mahsoos hota hai ya yaad karta
hoo… vo turant mere samne aa jati hai…… jab
mera dil kaam se uub jata hai ya main
pareshan ho jata hoo…. to main ekant jagah
pe jakar use yaad karta hoo…. or vo daudi chali
aati hai……
Kai baar jab raat ko mujhe neend
nahi aati hai to main chat pe jakar use yaad
karta hoo… vo aa jati thi. kai baar mere dost
raat ko mujhe doondte huye chhat par pahuch
jate the or mujhe kisi se baat karte dekh mujhe
pagal samjhte the…….
Or mera sach main hi janta hoo.. Main janta
hoo. aapko bhi ye ek majak lagega lekin ye ek
sachchai hai… meri apni khud ki….
Aage kya hua time milne pe
likhunga………..
mera Naam Uttam Singh (USB) hai or main
present time ek multinational company main
clerk hoo. age 23year rajasthan ka rahne wala
hoo. 3 year pahle main rajasthan ke badmer
distt. Main pipeline project main kam kar raha
tha. Mera office time morning 08:30am to
20:30 tak tha.
Ek din mujhe adhik kam ho jane ki
bajah se 22:30 tak office main rukna pada rat
ko main akela sunsaan road se room ki or chal
diya. April ka month tha aisa lag raha tha jaise
tej toofan aane wala ho chaaro taraf andhera
sa chhaya hua tha. main apni masti mai mast
aage chala ja raha tha ki achanak mujhe
….jhatka sa laga…. jab meri najar us pul pe
padi. Mujhe tarah –tarah ke khayal aane lage
jo log kahte the ki is pul pe bahut accident
hote hai yahan boot-pret rahte hai. Jaise-taise
main darta hua aage badne laga. Main man hi
man hanuman chalisaa ka path karna laga jaise
hi main pul ke beech pahucha mujhe peeche
se kisi ke aane ki aahat sunai di.. ab mujhe
pakka yakin ho gaya ki bhoot aaj mujhe nahi
chhodega. aaj mera bach ke nikalna muskil hai.
Mera rom-rom khada ho gya dar…. Ke mare
pasheena nikalne laga muh sookh gya. Maine
ankhen ban ki or tej kadmo se aage badne
laga. Ab main or jor –jor se jai hanuman –jai
hanuman bolne laga. Pul paar karke main
dheere se piche mud ke dekha mujhe koi
ladies jaisi lagi main ek baar fir himmat kare
piche mudkar dekha sach main vo koi ladki the
ab mere dimaag main khayal aane lage ki ye
ladki akeli yahan sunsaan – bhayanak pul par
kya kar rahi thi isko dar nahi laga. Ya fir ye
dhande wali to nahi. Ya ye koi atma hai…..
main kuch samjh nahi paa raha tha …. Vo
mere 20fit ki doori par pichhe –pichhe chal
rahi thi …. Sochte –sochte meri nazar achanak
guest house par padi mujhe thodi si rahat ki
sans mili ki chalo abhi to pukaar ke sab ko bula
luga par ye kya us ladki ne mujh se kah ------
ab tum chale jaoge ??????????? ab koi dar
nahi hai ????????????????????
Main chounka or pichhe mud
ke dekha. Vo ek gali ki or chal di main bola
>…kon ho tum or itni raat ko kahan se aa rahi
ho mera pichha kyo kar rahi
ho..?????????????????
Vo kuchh nhi boli or tej raftaar se gali main
chali gai. Main bhi pichhe muda or us gali main
aakar dekha vahan koi nahi tha…..
Ye kya?????? mujhe jor ka
jhatka laga kon thi vo jo mere pichhe –pichhe
aa rahi thi
Kya use pata tha ki main dara… hua hoo. kya
vo mujhe chhodne aaye thi ya vo bhoot tha
kisi ladki ka
Agar ladki hoti to itni jaldi kahan ja sakti thi ???
aise kai Q mere dimaag main madrane lage or
main buri tarah se dar gaya. Or guest house ki
taraf teji se chalne laga. 500mtr ka fashla 500
km ka lagne laga. Jaise hi main guest house ke
pass pahucha. Jor se cook ko awaaz di get
kholo please…. Meri tabhiyat thik nahi hai….
Cook ne get khola main daud ke
uper apne kamre main gaya vahan mera
partner soya hua tha vo. Mujhe aise halat
main dekh ke bo bola---- kya hua yaar tu itne
darrrrrraaaaaaaaa hua kyo hai ?
Yaar Bharat kuch mat puchh yaar aaj maine
apni ankhon se boot dekha hai…..
Bharat---- kya baat kar rahe ho sale…… koi
boot –foot nahi hota…. Or hasne laga…………..
MAIN-Tu chup kar yaar main bol raha hoo
main eek ladki ka bhot dekha hai…..or tujhe
majak soojh raha hai…
Bharat --- achcha batao kaisa tha bhoot…..
ladki thi ya ladka….????
Main- Ladki thi yaar
Main – vo bol rahi thi …ab tum chale jaoge ab
tumhe darrrrrr ….. to nahi lag raha…..
Bharat- achcha fir to vo pat gai yar…. You are
lucky man ……. Mubarak ho tumahari boot
girlfriend.. hahahah…………………………..
Main – sale too samjh nahi raha hai….. main
sach bol raha hoo…. Yar teri kasam……
Bharat- main samjh gya bhai….. chal ab
bakbaash band kar or so ja subha duty jana
hai….
Or vo let gya main
kafi time tak sochta raha …..akhir kon thi vo....
kya vo boot thi ya ladki thi………. Ye sochte –
sochte main na jane kab so gya.
Morning let se
duty gya or time se bapash aa gya main usko
baar –baar bolta par vo yakeen karne wala
nahi tha vo har baar majak main uda deta vo
ab har bat par mujhe bolne laga—tumhari
boot girlfriend….. aaj nahi mili kya?
Ek din company
main labor strike ho gya or ham 11:00am pe
guest house aa gaye. (Hamare guest house
main teen kamre uper the jisme ek main(main
or bharat) rahte the tatha do room khali pade
huye the baki log neeche rahte the) us din ham
log ham dono chhat pe baith ke baten kar rahe
the. Washer man strike main gaya hua tha.
hamne socha chalo yaar kapde do lete hai…
Hamne kapde tub main dale or fir baten karne
lage vo apni girlfriend ke bare main mujhe
bata raha tha.
Achanak hamen neche se sor
sunai diya hamne neeche ja ke dekha to do
logo main jhagda ho raha tha. Ham unke
jhagde ko saant karane lage. Unko saant
karane main hamko 20min ka time laga hoga.
Jab jhagda band ho gaya to ham log uper gaye.
Ye kya ……… ham chounke ………….. mere
kapde sukhne ke liye taar pe latke huye
hai…….. lekin ham to kapde tub main hi chhod
ke gaye the fir ye khud kaise dhul gaye ……….
usne meri taraf dekha or bola-- ye
to kamal ho gaya yaar mere kapde abhi bhi tub
main pade hai or tere kapde dhul gaye iska
matlab us bhootni ne hi dhoye honge…….
BHARAT- Yaar ab tak
main majak samajh raha tha par ab mujhe
yakin ho gaya ki tere uper boot ka saya
hai………usne kaha...
Main dar gya or bola……… kya bol rahe
ho yaar…………
Bharat- sach bol rahe hoo.. jab tu mere sath
tha to tere kapde dhule kaise…. ????? … us
ladki ki atma tere uper fida ho chuki hai……
sach maan le tu…
Us raat mujhe neend nahi aayi ….. or dusre
din hamne ek padosi ko sab kuch sach bata
diya ….????
Padosi bola…. Is house main pahle 3 logon ki
mout hui thi ek baap, beti or uski patni….. un
main sabse pahle uski beti sonam ne fansi
lagai thi uske baad father ne usko fansi pe
latka dekh uski wife ki hard attack ho gaya jisse
uski bhi maut ho gai…….
Ab hamara shak yakeen main badal gaya …..
ab main usme dara –dara sa rahne laga….
Fir mere shath bahut ajib si ghatna ghatne lagi
sote samay raat ko aisa lagta jaise mere bistar
par koi lipat kar mere shath soya hua hai. To
kabhi main akela chalta to lagta jaise koi mere
shath chal raha hai. Kabhi –kabhi mujhe lagta
ki vo mujh se Baten karna chahti hai. Main
bada pareshan rahne laga uske bare main jisko
batata hoo. Vahi use majaak me le leta hai.
Ek din meri tabiyat
kharab ho gai. Or mujhe guest house bapash
aana pada. Main room me aakar so gya. Us
time guest house main neeche only cook hi
the vaki log duty gaye hue the. Main chadar od
ke so raha tha. Mera gala such raha tha mujhe
bar-bar pyash lag rahi thi. Jab pyash jyada bad
gai to maine cook ko awaz di magar mujhe koi
jabab nahi mila shayad vo so gaye honge ya
market gaye honge. Main ek baar fir cook ko
awaz di – mohan mujhe pani pila do
please……..
Is baar kisi ne
room me entry ki maine bina chadar hataye hi
kaha – sunai nahi deta kya kab se main pani ke
liya pukar raha hoo. Lao glass do. Jaise hi
maine muh se chadar hatai ye kya,,,,,,,,,,
samne muskrat hui khoobsurat ladki,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Ko ko koooon ,,……. Ho tum
??????????????????????
Vo boli ……. Pahle pani to pijiye ……………. Or
usne glass meri taraf badaya……………
Nahi pahle batao kon ho tum…………… or yahan
kya kar rahi ho……main ne darrrrrr se kapte
huye kaha…….. (mujhe yakeen ho gya ye vahi
ladki hai jisne yahan fansi laga ke atmahatya ki
thi)…….
Daro…….mat main tumhari dost
hoo………. Main tumhe pasand karti
hoo………. (usne muskurate huye kaha)…….
Main ---Kya matlab…….?????
Han….. main tumhari dost hoo….. main
tumhen pasand karti hoo….. usne fir
muskrakar kaha…….
Main……. Lellllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeee lekin tum
to boot ho………….or……
Vo …… nahi main or booto jaisi nahi hoo……
main ek sachchi atma hoo….. main tumhe
pareshan nahi karoogi…. Main to tumhari dost
hoo…. Please mujh se dosti kar lo……….
Usne apna hath meri taraf badaya …….
Main-…. Nahi…….. please mujhe chhod
do…………. Mujhe jane do………….
Vo... main bol rahi hoo na ki daro nahi main
tumhari dost hoo… ye lo pani pi lijiye……
Main… achcha fir tumne fansi kyo lagai……….
Batao……?????
Vo--- Meri MAA ko mere alaba koi santaan
nahi hui vo ek ladka chahti thi lekin main aa
gai….. vo har roj mujh se taana maarti rahti thi.
Ye karmjali kahan se aa gai. Isko hi hamare
ghar aake marna tha. Is sab se main pareshan
ho gai ou us din bhi aisa hi hua. Ghar main
pooja ho rahi thi. Maa ne mujhe padausi aunty
ko bulane ko kaha---. Main meri friend jyoti or
kajal ke shath baithi thi. Main baton main
bhool gai. Thode time baad ma ne fir puchcha-
--- kya hua tu gai nahi abhi tak….?????
Sorry…mummy main bhool gai……
Or mummy ne fir mujhe vahi kahani sunana
shuru kar diya ….. jo unki roj ki aadat thi. Meri
saheliyon ke samne mujhe bura –bala kah rahi
thi is par mujhe gussa aa gaya or maine kah
diya- jab tumhen main nahi chahiye thi to
bachpan main hi gala kyo nahi dava diya. na
aaj main hoti or na apko preshani hoti….
Is par mummy ka gussa or tej ho gya ….. or
unhone mujhe na jane kya kya kaha. Main
daud kar uper apne kamre main aa gai ( jisme
abhi tum rahte ho ye mera karma hai…)
maine door under se lock kar diya or main kafi
time roti rahi……. Kuch time baad papa aaye or
unhone door kholne ko kaha--- papa mujh se
pyaar karte the. (ye kahte huye uski ankon
main aansu aa gaye or ek lambi saans leke fir
boli-
Vo mujhe baar baar awaz de rahe
the – sonam beta gate kholo ????
Maine gate kholne se mana kar diya. usi time
mummy ki awaz aai………. Kalmuhi gate khol
kisi ko khaa ke maregi kya ????? dankin kahan
se aa gai ???? saare ristedaron ke samne
hamara majak uda rahi hai….
Fir mera dimag or kharab ho gaya mummy na
jane kya-kya bolti ja rahi thi. Meri nazar
mummy ki sadi pe padi or maine fan main dal
kar khudkhusi kar li ………………… batao isme
meri kya galti hai…… kya ladki hona pap
hai…..?????
Or… vah rone lagi………..
Main ab bhi nahi samjh pa raha tha ki ye ladki
hai ya boot hai. Achank mere muh se nikla
tumhare aankhon main aansu ?????? boot
kabhi rote bhi hai kya??????? Dekho tum
mujhe daro nahi samjhi tum pados ki koi ladki
ho……..
VO- tumhe aabhi bhi yakeen nahi hai……..
(Maine socha ye kahi sachmain boot hui to
marne se achcha hai yakeen kar le barna aaj
tujhe chhodegi nahi………)
Main – thik hai maan liya achcha to tumhara
naam sonam hai….???
Sonam- han…… or ab bolo tum mujh se dosti
karoge ya nahi….???
Main – pahle mujhe ye batao ki tum sirf mujhe
hi dikhai deti ho ya or kisi ko bhee dikhai
dogi…..?
Sonam- nahi main or kisi ko dikhai nahi dungi
tum jab bhi akele hoge main tumahare shath
rahungi or shirf tum hi mujhe dekh sakte ho….
Or baat kar sakte ho…
Main- kya main tumko chhooo sakta hoo…
Sonam- han tum mujhe choo sakte ho… dekh
sakte ho. Baten kar sakte ho…
Main – achcha to mujhe chhoone do (maine
darte huye apna hath uski taraf badaya or use
chhooaa)
Main chonka’’’’’’ sach yaar main use chhoo
sakta hoo….vo muskrai……
Sonam- achcha tumne apne bare main nahi
bataya?????
Main- mere bare main kya batau hamre ghar
main ek main or do meri pyari bahan hai….
Mummy house wife hai or papa – kheti karte
hai…….. badi bahan BA final main hai or chhoti
12th main.... bas yahi chhota sa parivar hai
mera .
Fir hum dono ne khoob sari baten ki or mera
darrr samaapt ho gaya. Baten karte karte time
ka pata hi nahi chala 4:00pm pe bharat ne
mujhe phone kiya ---- hello usb tabiyat thik hui
ya nahi ??
Main- han yaar ab thoda thik
hoo…..
Bharat- main aa raha hoo tumhare liye kuch
leke aauuu kya???
Main- nahi kuch nahi chahiye…… tum aaram
se aana ok….
Bharat- ok……..call end ho gya
Hum fir baten karne lage ….thode time baad
bharat room main aaya or bola --- maine abhi
suna tu kuchh akela –akela baat kar raha tha
……..log rat ko badbadate hai tu din main
badbadta hai kya????
Main- nahi yaar main to is se baat kar raha tha
(maine apne pass baithi sonam ki taraf isaara
kiya)
Bharat- tu pagal to nahi ho gya yahan to koi
nahi hai….
Main- kya baat kar rahe ho yaar tujhe ye ladki
dikhai nahi de rahi ??????
Bharat- lagta hai tu pagal ho gya hai…..
Maine sonam ki or
dekha vo muskra kar boli – maine kaha tha na
ki mujhe sirf tum hi dekh or sun sakte ho…….
Main – oh...
Bharat- kya hua…. Tu thik to hai……???
Main- han yaar main thik hoo par ye jo ladki
hai tujhe nahi dikh sakti or na hi uski aawaz tu
sun sakta hai… ye vahi sonam hai…. Jisne
khudkhusi ki thi…..
Bharat- lagta hai tu pagal ho gya hai….. tere
uper kisi atma ka boot sawar ho gaya hai….. or
usne hamre kai doston ko phone kar diya …….
Meri samajh main kuch
aata usse pahle sonam ne mujh se kaha- ab
main ja ahi hoo… main kuch kah pata usse
pahle sonam room se bahar nikal gai…. Main
turant uske piche room se bahar nikala lekin
vo mujhe dikhai nahi di….. pata nahi vo kahan
gayab ho gai……
Mujhe aisi harkat karta dekh bharat
bola- tujhe ho kya gaya hai… kisko dekh raha
hai….
Main- yaar vo ladki jo abhi room se nikal ke gai
hai vo kahan gai??
Bharat- kon ladki ????
Main- usne pila color ke kapde pahan rakhe
the or dekh tujhe sabot dikhata hoo…. Maine
use room main aane ko kaha…… vo room main
aaya maine use pani ka glass dikhaya …..
Main- ye dekh yaar vo mujhe pani leke aai thi
mera gala sookh raha tha maine cook ko awaz
di thi to vo aai thi…..?????????/
Bharat –lagta hai tu mujhe pagal kar
dega ….
Fir maine use poori bat batai to use thoda
yakeen ho gya .....
Fir evening 06:00pm pe hamre sabhi
dost aa gaye or ham room main baith kar
baten karne lage…..
Maine sabhi ko apni baat batai or
usme bharat ne mujhe support kiya lekin koi
vishwash karne ko tyar hi nahi hua…????
Sandeep varma( friend)- yaar USB tere to
maje ho gaye suna hai booton se jo mangte hai
milta hai.. ab tu jo bhi cheez mangega vo tujhe
mil jayegi……(or sabhi jor se hasne lage…haha
hahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh………)
Bhoopendra(Friend)- ab to hum sab ko tumse
darke rahna padega
bhai……hahahah………hhhhhh…………
Manoj(Friend)- achha ek baat bata tu uske
shath bister pe bhi so sakta hai… or enjoy bhi
kar sakte ho… tere to beta maze hi maze
hai…….hahahh……………………….(or sabhi hasne
lage)
Main- yaar tum logo ko kuchh batana hi bekar
hai….. sala har baat ko majak main lelete ho…..
Rohit (F)- dekh bhai tujhe mil jaye to ek
mujhe bhi dila dena…….please main tum sabko
party dunga…..hahaha…….hhhhhhhhhh
hhhhhhhh hh…..
Maine un logo se baat karna thik nahi samjha
or bat ko kat kar company ke bare main baat
karne laga…
Fir hamari baat girlfriend ke uper aa gai or
sabhi log apni –apni gf ke bare main batane
lage…. Vo sabhi apni baton main busy the or
main uske bare main soch raha tha ……. Sali
itni smart hai kash vo ladki hoti main sach
main usse shadi kar leta…….
Uske baad sabhi apne
apne room main chale gaye……
Ek din main or bharat office jane main let ho
gaye hamari company ki bus nikal gai… or ham
paidal hi chal pade baten karte –karte achank
miane apne pocket main hath diya or ruk gaya
Bharat- kya hua???
Main- yaar mera mobile room me chhoot
gya…
Bharat – koi baat nahi ab chal ham let to pahle
hi ho gaye hai bapash jaoge to or let ho
jaoge….
Or ham company main pahuch gaye main
office main gaya or computer ON kiya …… kisi
ki awaz aai ---aapka phone ……………
Maine mud ke dekha vahi ladki…… yeeeeee
tum yahan …. ????
Maine bharat ki or dekha vo apna system on
karke kaam kar raha hai……
Fir maine usse mobile liya or bola ---- sonam
tum kahan chali gait hi us din ?????
(Mere aisa bolne se office ke sabhi log meri
taraf dekhne lage)
Sonam – kahi nahi tumne mujhe pukaara hi
nahi….. kabhi dil se yaad kiya ?????
Main – han yaar ab ye main bol raha hoo..
tum hamesha mere shath rahogi….
e…….USB……KYA HUA TUMHEN ……KISSE
BATEN KAR RAHE HO…….(BOSS NE KAHA)
MAIN-Sir main is ladki se baat kar raha hoo….
BOSS- KIS LADKI SE SABHI TO TUMSE DOOR
BAITHE HAI……OR APNA KAAM KAR RAHIE
HAI….
MAIN-sir ye jo mere pass khadi hai….
BOSS- TUMHARE PASS TO KOI NAHI HAI…(or
sab jor se hasne lage)….APNA KAAM KARO
Main –Sorry Sir…….
BOSS- OK…….
Fir maine sonam ki or dekh vo boli – main
chalti hoo…. Fir milenge ok…
Main- suno sham ko milna jaroor mujhe tumse
baat karni hai…. (Maine dheere se kaha)
Magar sabne sun liya or sabhi jor se fir hasne
lage……..
Ab mera office main man hi nahi lag raha
tha or maine 01:00PM boss ko tabiyat kharab
hai kah kar chhutti le li or tej kadmo se room ki
taraf chalne laga ….
Room pahuch kar maine usse
aawaz di thodi time baad vo kamre main
mujhe entry karti dikhai di maine bekabu ho
kar use apni bahon main leliya or use pyaar
karne laga.
Main- kasham khao ki ab tum mujhe chhod ke
nahi jaogi????
Sonam- han main tumhen chhod ke nahi
jaungi…. 24 hours main kuch time aisa hota hai
jisme main tumhare sath nahi rahungi…. Main
jab-jab tumare shath rahungi jab tum akele
honge ya mujhe dil se yaad karoge ya koi
tumhen nukshan pahuchayega ----- meri ek
baat yaad rakhna --- tum kisi ke shath bura
mat karna main tumhare shath bura nahi
hone dungi…. Ye mera bada hai tumse ... or
han tum chahe kisi bhi ladki pyaar karo shadi
karo mujhe koi takleef nahi hai…main tumhari
dost hoo or rahungi…..
Maine khush hote huye uske hathon ko apne
hatho me le liya or ek lambi saans leke kahayaar
main pahle to tumse darr raha tha par
pata chala ki sab atma ek jaisi nahi hoti ab
mera dar samapt ho gaya. meri bhi kya life
hai…. Ki log bhooto se darte hai or meri booto
se dosti ho gai….or
Sonam- please mujhe bhoot mat kaho… bhoot
to vo hote hai jo dusron ko pareshan karte
hai.. main aisi nahi hoo. main ek simple ladki
hoo. bas merepass mera sharer (badan) nahi
hai.. (ye kahte huye uski aanken nam ho gai.)
Maine usko udash hote dekha
or use hashane ke liye kaha- bhai ek din main
bhi to mar kar tumhare pass aaunga or ham
dono uper aashman main badalo ke bheech
mila karenge main gana gaya karuga or tum
dance kiya karogi… hai na…… (maine uski or
muskurate huye kaha)
Sonam- mujhe dance karna nahi aata ….
Main- bhai aata to mujhe bhi nahi par tumhen
sikha denge……(or ham jor-jor se hasne lage)
Or aise hi baten karte huye kafi time nikal gaya
Or bharat ka aane ka time bhi gaya tha.
Sonam- Ab main chalti hoo……
Main- Nahi yaar mujhe chhod ke mat jao…or
maine uska hath pakad liya …..
Sonam- chhodo mujhe jana hi hoga. mera time
ho gaya hai jane ka.
Mian- time kaisa time………????
Or usne muskurakar kaha …maine kaha tha
na ki 24hours main kuch time aisa hai jisme
main tumhare sath nahi rah sakti…..
Main.. lekin tumhare bina mera man kaise
lagega….?????
Usne dusra hath mere hath pe rakha or voli –
main fir aaungi na….. main tumhen hamesha
ke liye chhod ke thodi ja rahi hoo.
Maine dukhi man se uska hath chhodte huye
kaha – aaogi na …….??
Sonam-han ….han main aaugi……
Or vo chali gai ab mera sara dar samapt ho
chuka tha
Or us din ke baad
vo life ka ek hissa ban gai… or fir mujhe jab bhi
akelapan mahsoos hota hai ya yaad karta
hoo… vo turant mere samne aa jati hai…… jab
mera dil kaam se uub jata hai ya main
pareshan ho jata hoo…. to main ekant jagah
pe jakar use yaad karta hoo…. or vo daudi chali
aati hai……
Kai baar jab raat ko mujhe neend
nahi aati hai to main chat pe jakar use yaad
karta hoo… vo aa jati thi. kai baar mere dost
raat ko mujhe doondte huye chhat par pahuch
jate the or mujhe kisi se baat karte dekh mujhe
pagal samjhte the…….
Or mera sach main hi janta hoo.. Main janta
hoo. aapko bhi ye ek majak lagega lekin ye ek
sachchai hai… meri apni khud ki….
Aage kya hua time milne pe
likhunga………..
टिप्पणियाँ
एक टिप्पणी भेजें